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Post by Damien ++ Heather on Oct 23, 2006 17:02:13 GMT -5
Welcome to Corrupt a wish.
Rules:
First, You make a wish. Then, the person who posts next corrupts it. Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a dog. Person 2: Granted, but your dog doesn't have any limbs. I wish I had icecream Person 1: Granted, but it's moldy. I wish I had pop. And so on....
I'll go first.
I wish I had a horse =D
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Post by .:Xeztie:. on Oct 23, 2006 20:32:54 GMT -5
Granted, but its always lame so you can never do anything with it.
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I wish I had cooperative hair.
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Post by Damien ++ Heather on Oct 24, 2006 17:49:05 GMT -5
Granted! But once your hair tames down, you grow tons of body hair and you look like a Yeti. =D
I wish I got new pillows =D
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Post by .:Xeztie:. on Oct 25, 2006 21:15:51 GMT -5
Granted, but its the kind with feathers and the ends stick out and poke you in the eye!!
>_<
I wish my mom didn't think I was a lesbian. (No joke! lol)
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Post by Damien ++ Heather on Oct 26, 2006 17:35:06 GMT -5
Granted! Now she thinks your anorexic. =( Poor you.
I wish my feathers wouldn't poke me. >.<
I hate feather pillows >.<
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Riley || Jake
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A new dawn breaks with hope, and my spirit soars....
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Post by Riley || Jake on Oct 27, 2006 11:48:50 GMT -5
Granted! But, now your feathers are moldy and smelly!
Ew... good luck sleeping on that.
I wish I could find the right prom dress...
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Post by Damien ++ Heather on Oct 27, 2006 17:12:25 GMT -5
Granted! You like it, but everyone else hates it because It is puke green coloured with bright red and lime green polka dots. Meep.
I wish for $1,000,000
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Riley || Jake
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A new dawn breaks with hope, and my spirit soars....
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Post by Riley || Jake on Oct 29, 2006 19:23:22 GMT -5
*shudder* That's evil!
Wish granted! But, you can only spend the money on things you absolutely hate. If you spend it on anything else, you owe the devil your soul.
I wish I could make up my mind about the boys I like.
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Post by .:Xeztie:. on Oct 29, 2006 19:55:41 GMT -5
Granted!! But then when you do, you find out that all of them are gay!!! To bad for you!! lol
I wish.........I could ride more often.
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Riley || Jake
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A new dawn breaks with hope, and my spirit soars....
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Post by Riley || Jake on Oct 30, 2006 5:38:34 GMT -5
Whoa..... that'd be freaky... considering one's my bf and the other has a gf! ;D
Wish granted! But, every time you ride it's on a different horse that has some major personality flaw and every ride turns into fight not to get bucked off.
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Post by Damien ++ Heather on Oct 30, 2006 16:47:44 GMT -5
Granted! You get a pile of poop because you didn't wish for anything. Lucky you. =D
I wish for... something to drink. *tongue drops off from dehydration* gweat.
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Post by .:Xeztie:. on Oct 30, 2006 16:51:30 GMT -5
Granted - *Hands jar of horse pee* Enjoy!! Hehe.
I wish....There was someone that would spend sometime with me outside because its beautiful today!
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Post by Damien ++ Heather on Oct 30, 2006 17:27:26 GMT -5
Granted! But sadly, that person is a complete nut job, and you'd rather be in a icky icky place filled with spiders and pond scum. That person is icky. He smells like poo. And, is made out of pond scum. So either way, your with poo and pond scum. Also, he has spiders crawling in his hair, and is totally disgusting. He hates horses, and has decided that it his job to torture them. Have fun with the pond scum! ^^
I wish my mind wouldn't think of Pond Scum so much...
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Riley || Jake
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A new dawn breaks with hope, and my spirit soars....
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Post by Riley || Jake on Oct 30, 2006 19:34:30 GMT -5
Granted! But now your mind tends to settle on soap scum instead. As well as cat feces.
I wish I could get more sleep....
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Post by Damien ++ Heather on Nov 1, 2006 13:37:18 GMT -5
Granted! But now you accidentaly over sleep everyday of your life and theres nothing you can do about it. So your late for everything. Pooey eh?
I wish I didn't have to go back to school in 10 minutes.
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